the realities of real life sex

18 Jan

So, I am watching a porn right now.  Needless to say, I got a little excited and grabbed D and brought him to the bedroom.  A little of me sucking his dick, a little of him fingering me later and I’m on top of him fucking the hell out of him.  Suddenly, he farts, I belch, we both are laughing our asses off and the sex ends prematurely.

*giggles* It’s real life peole.

I don’t know why I was compelled to write this for reasons other than: not all sex is pretty and romantic.  Real life sex is messy, loud and smelly.  It’s filled with strange sounds, smells and liquids.  It often ends with one or both parties having to use furniture and the walls to walk and most often ends with me and D needing to shower to clean up properly.

And, being of open minds, there is also reasons why our bathroom sink and often the bedroom sink as well (we have a little bureau between the bathroom and walk in closet that has a vanity and sink in it 🙂 ) is covered with sex toys LOL At one point I think we had 6 sex toys…5 vaginal and one anal..oh no…4 vaginal and 2 anal 😉

The thing of it is, and it’s thinking of all this while I’m writing it that makes me realize it.  It’s moments like the one D and I had that really cause/create the comfort and ease of being together that couples should have.  The knowledge that things like that happen in real life.  That not everything is roses and incense.  Real life, just like real sex, is full of funny smells and sounds, squidgey liquids and odd noises.  It’s all part of life, and at times it/they create those moments in life that you remember forever.  😉


Posted by on January 18, 2010 in daily life


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4 responses to “the realities of real life sex

  1. redvinylkitty

    January 18, 2010 at 10:01 PM

    This post made me laugh, because it is SO TRUE! Oh my god, I don’t think there has really ever been a time I’ve had sex where I didn’t need a shower after. It IS a messy sport, but one I don’t mind being a little dirty for. lol. ;))

    • Jessie Beth

      January 18, 2010 at 10:09 PM

      MMmmm, the best sex is the messiest!! 😉

  2. woodynyou

    January 29, 2010 at 12:08 AM

    HI Jessie,

    You have a really great blog. Love your description of your sink with the sex toys!

    • Jessie Beth

      January 29, 2010 at 8:23 AM

      Thanks 🙂 that sink is forever full of toys! This weekend actually my goal is to get it cleaned up (maybe I’ll take a pic of it first *laughs*) and to sew,a long with a gift for someone, a nice padded holder for my glass dildo 🙂


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