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The XXX Big Bang Theory

03 Oct

Big Bangs!!

Right.  So, ever since I got Space Nuts I’ve been interested in porn parodies. And then recently, and if you follow me on Twitter you’ll know this, I’ve fallen in love with the show Big Bang Theory.  So, when I saw that Better Sex had it available and they found out how much I like the show like I could turn down their offer to review it? Hell no!

So, I have no had the dubious pleasure of watching New Sensation’s Big Bang Theory XXX Parody . Now I have to say that they did an amazing job finding people who look just like the real characters!  I was even more surprised by how well it was scripted.  Basically between each sex scene there’s a scene of the guys in their apartment talking and such and it was written very well for each character.  I mean, when you watch this you need to remember that this is a porno, and it’s a parody.  However, it’s surprisingly good!  Granted it was kinda different to see Leonard and Howard with tattoos LOL

Now for me this was my first foray back into “normal porn” after watching a bunch of independents and such, so that was a bit of a shock to me.  Big company porn versus smaller independently made porn.  So I had to remind myself of that. The Big Bang Theory Parody is certainly a lot more acted than the independents.  So, that’s a little unfortunate.  But again, it’s a porn LOL It’s not so bad as that it takes away from the movie or anything like that.

So basically we start off with Sheldon and Leonard sitting on their couch and Leonard is dreaming of a slutty Princess Leia.  Eventually we get 2 three ways, one which is 3 girls, Penny and 2 friends and then Sheldon and Rajesh with who I believe was supposed to be Leslie.  Howard eventually gets a girl too.  Now, I have to say that I’m torn between 2 theories on this girl.  Either she was way, way, way, way into the sex, or she was over acting.  Hard to tell sometimes.

As for a plot, well not really.  It’s loosely plotted around the 4 guys developing a hypothesis on how to get laid and then succeeding.  The music is not anything special but thankfully not typical bow-chicca-bow-bow porn music.  The sets are simple, but especially Leonard and Sheldon’s apartment looks like the real thing.  I do wish they’d have used more lube though.  There are some scenes where the actress got dry (understandably) and you could just see that his penis was dry while they’re having sex.  My vagina is sympathetic.

The second disk is all special features including a special money shot feature, bloopers and a slideshow.

The sex itself isn’t anything extra super good.  It’s not overly hard or anything like that.  There’s a *lot* of foreplay in it.  A LOT.  The sex scenes are also very, very long.  Some upwards of 30 minutes, it not more.  The movie is over 2 hours long.  We do get one crazy position from Howard, which really does fit with his kinda lecherous character.  Personally those crazy positions while seeing one is fun can take away from the enjoyment of the movie.  There is a lot of extra moaning from the girls, but that’s pretty common in porns.

All in all I give Big Bang Theory XXX Parody a 4 out of 5. The sex is average, but they did an awesome job on guys that look like the characters, it’s scripted well and the sets are simple but fit the movie. Thanks for letting me screen this Better Sex !!

 
13 Comments

Posted by on October 3, 2010 in Toy Review

 

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13 responses to “The XXX Big Bang Theory

  1. Shii

    October 3, 2010 at 5:40 PM

    So awesome!!

     
    • Jessie Beth

      October 10, 2010 at 10:33 PM

      Quite! I like this one and want more parodies now! ^^

       

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