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An expert guide? Yup!

So, there are a few reasons right away to love this DVD.  1 – It’s by Tristan Taormino.  2 – It has Evan Stone in it.  3 – It’s by Vivid.  4 – It’s about female orgasms.  Do I really need to write anything else?  NOPE!  So… that’s all you get…

Haha!  Just kidding.  Anyway, Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Female Orgasms includes over 30 minutes of her explaining, with a little input from a few female and male adult movie stars, all about female orgasms.  They talk about how different positions cause different sensations, how women have several different kinds of orgasms (vaginal, g-spot, clitoral, anal, nipple, any combination thereof, and even some from pain), and one thing I am really glad they talked at length about is how for some women it can take quite some time for a woman to orgasm and how that’s perfectly normal.

Throughout the 30+ minutes of instruction they show different clips which help illustrate a certain point they’re talking about, such as the process of female arousal which includes the outer labia turning pink/red and the inner labia swelling up a bit with the flow of blood going down there.

Some other points Taormino hits upon are: some women make noise, others don’t, some scream; there’s no wrong way to orgasm; anal pleasure; sex toys; female ejaculation. The great thing about this video is that Taormino really knows what she’s talking about and she explains everything using terms many if not all know and understand and she explains those that many may not understand. Also, she is very friendly, calm and sex positive; thus she’s open-minded and has absolutely nothing of the “this is wrong” mindset. She frequently says that there’s no wrong way to orgasm which I think is important for many women toh ear.

There are a few extras on the dvd as well including safer sex practices, kegel exercises, a masturbation montage and a behind the scenes feature.  Something I really enjoyed though is how after the 30 minute segment with Taormino they include sex scenes with all the couples.  The sex scenes are not your normal porn though, as they’re all about showing how these ladies orgasm for real; no porn acting or anything, it’s simply the women having real orgasms in the way that their bodies orgasm.  It was wonderful!!

I highly recommend this video if you’re interested in learning more about female orgasm and if you like to learn from movies. Otherwise, as awesome and thorough as this video is, I would recommend a book in conjunction with the video; the book would be best for instruction and the clips at the end of Taormino’s video showing the adult stars having their own kinds of orgasms are very good for visualizing it all.

Thank you Babland, for sending me this video in exchange for a fair and honest review!!



 
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Posted by on March 30, 2011 in Toy Review

 

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Doing it with Damon and Hunter (a review)

Oohhh they're HOT!

So, I’ve been having a hard time finding porn that I enjoy lately.  I dunno why, but I’ve been masturbating better to NCIS than anything else.  *shrugs* Whatever right?  However, this has lead me to begin a, so far, fruitless search for porn that I can masturbate to, and really enjoy.  Now that’s not to say that I’m not enjoying the adult movies I’m watching!  It’s just that I’m enjoying them for the sake of watching them.  Not for the sake of masturbation.  It doesn’t matter how many sex toys I have piled next to me, if I have a porn on I just watch it.  Then I put NCIS on and fuck myself.  Maybe I have an NCIS complex….

Damon & Hunter; Doing It Together is unfortunately, not any different.  However, that’s me and my NCIS masturbation complex.  The movie is awesome! This adult film is by Comstock Films, it’s a husband and wife producing some unique independent films.  This is the first gay movie they’ve produced.  It includes an interview that’s about a half hour long, then a half hour sex scene.  The nice thing about the sex scene is that it’s the guys doing it how they want; it’s just them having sex as if they were doing it at home, not on film.

The movie starts off with an interview between the two men and they talk about their lives, sex lives and their views and ideals regarding sex and sexuality.  It’s interspersed with a few seconds long clips of the sex scene.  Then, there’s the sex scene.  And that’s it.  It’s really quite simple, but it’s awesome in it’s simplicity.

There are a couple special features.  There’s an option where you can watch the sex scene with commentary and also choosing your own camera angles, of course from the options there are.  There’s usually 3 choices.  Also, there’s promo’s for some of the other Comstock Films movies.

The only thing is I wish the interview had been longer.  Not only are Damon and Hunter fucking sexy as hell, but they were simply enjoyable to watch and listen to.  This is totally a movie to get if you like gay porn and also the ideas behind it.  It’s just so nice to be able to hear what the guys think about it, ya know?

4.5 out of 5!!  Thanks Fascinations!

 
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Posted by on November 2, 2010 in Toy Review

 

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Crash Pad Rope Burn Does NOT Crash and Burn!!

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So, when I first got this adult movie from Babeland, I couldn’t wait to watch it!  I’m having a hard time deciding what sorts of porn I like, so I’m just watching all kinds until I find my niche. Oh shucks right? Lots of porn! LOL

Rope Burn is the 4th installment of the Crash Pad series. It’s by Blowfish Productions. It’s my first intro to it the Crash Pad Series.  This movie has a lot of aspects that I love.  You can tell the participants are truly enjoying what they’re doing.  There’s liberal use of safer sex practices and there’s some spicy rough sex and BDSM during it!  Plus, during the D/s and BDSM scenes it’s quite obvious there’s a lot of “checking in” and making sure that the bottom is doing alright, up to and including direct questions “how are your hands feeling?” as an example.

The video is set up in a nice voyeuristic style, with someone watching via a video camera in another room.  The couples meet up in this apartment (or hotel?) room and do their thing.  Rope Burn has a decidedly D/s / BDSM feel for all of the scenes with some being erotic power exchange up to face slapping, spanking and light bondage.

This video is all women, and all rougher sex.  There is no plot to this video, it’s just sex.  At the end there are quick check in’s with the actresses which is pretty neat.  They talk a little bit about something that surprised them during the sex, or what they liked most about it, etc. I really enjoyed that part.  There are 5 sex scenes, the last being the longest and roughest.  And then a 6th scene owhich is the “interview” at the end.

The movie is about an hour and a half long.  It’s basically 80-90 minutes of girls having sex, spanking each other, Dominating and being Dommed, getting bound and gagged and so on and so forth.  Oh shuckee darn!! lol

I also LOVE that a couple of the actresses were bigger women.  It’s really nice to see different body shapes in porn nowadays.

I have to give Crash Pad 4; Rope Burn a 4.5 out of 5!! Thanks Babeland!!!

 
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Posted by on October 21, 2010 in Toy Review

 

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Nina's Guide to Sex Parties

DVD front cover

So, I was uber excited to get this.  However, I was disappointed.  I suppose it’s one of those I had too high of an expectation.  Not sure.

Nina Hartley’s Guide to the Ultimate Sex Party however is more sex scene than instruction video. Sold by Tabu Toys this DVD helps you plan for and execute your own sex party.  Now, when I read this I was more expecting an orgy.  However, that’s not so.  It’s more of a party where the host or hostess invites people over they’d like to have sex with and then has the party where all those people have sex with only the host or hostess.

They talk about safety, rules, timing, costumes and so forth.  It’s Nina Hartley talking and one other female porn star.  Mostly, this extra female is only arm candy for Nina.  They sit there in sexy clothes while this female is posed all over Nina, sometimes with her pussy exposed and pointing at the camera.  While it was cute for the first few minutes, after that it became just too much.  It was way obviously staged and while it was clear that some of what Nina said was her ad libbing, it was plain that this female was taking cues for what to say.  While that’s understandable when making a movie, it was painfully obvious.

The sex scenes are good.  The first is Nina with 3 men and 1 woman wearing a strap on.   She demonstrates very well how the hostess should be in charge and stay in charge.  The second scene was Evan Stone (yum!) with several women.  This scene was a little more rough, as it tends to be with Evan.  With Nina’s scene they all waited around for her and didn’t really do anything with each other.  It was nice to see in Evan’s scene that a couple of the women would play with each other while he was giving attention to others.

All in all, I think they should have spent more time talking about sex parties.  They spoke only of the kind where the host/ess is inviting people over for the sole purpose to fuck them.  Since it’s titled “sex party” I feel that they should have also addressed parties where it’s more orgy style where many couples are having sex with each other, rather than exclusively with the host/ess.

3 out of 5!  Good, but this adult DVD could have been so much more.  Thanks so much Tabu Toys!!

 
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Posted by on October 20, 2010 in Toy Review

 

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The XXX Big Bang Theory

Big Bangs!!

Right.  So, ever since I got Space Nuts I’ve been interested in porn parodies. And then recently, and if you follow me on Twitter you’ll know this, I’ve fallen in love with the show Big Bang Theory.  So, when I saw that Better Sex had it available and they found out how much I like the show like I could turn down their offer to review it? Hell no!

So, I have no had the dubious pleasure of watching New Sensation’s Big Bang Theory XXX Parody . Now I have to say that they did an amazing job finding people who look just like the real characters!  I was even more surprised by how well it was scripted.  Basically between each sex scene there’s a scene of the guys in their apartment talking and such and it was written very well for each character.  I mean, when you watch this you need to remember that this is a porno, and it’s a parody.  However, it’s surprisingly good!  Granted it was kinda different to see Leonard and Howard with tattoos LOL

Now for me this was my first foray back into “normal porn” after watching a bunch of independents and such, so that was a bit of a shock to me.  Big company porn versus smaller independently made porn.  So I had to remind myself of that. The Big Bang Theory Parody is certainly a lot more acted than the independents.  So, that’s a little unfortunate.  But again, it’s a porn LOL It’s not so bad as that it takes away from the movie or anything like that.

So basically we start off with Sheldon and Leonard sitting on their couch and Leonard is dreaming of a slutty Princess Leia.  Eventually we get 2 three ways, one which is 3 girls, Penny and 2 friends and then Sheldon and Rajesh with who I believe was supposed to be Leslie.  Howard eventually gets a girl too.  Now, I have to say that I’m torn between 2 theories on this girl.  Either she was way, way, way, way into the sex, or she was over acting.  Hard to tell sometimes.

As for a plot, well not really.  It’s loosely plotted around the 4 guys developing a hypothesis on how to get laid and then succeeding.  The music is not anything special but thankfully not typical bow-chicca-bow-bow porn music.  The sets are simple, but especially Leonard and Sheldon’s apartment looks like the real thing.  I do wish they’d have used more lube though.  There are some scenes where the actress got dry (understandably) and you could just see that his penis was dry while they’re having sex.  My vagina is sympathetic.

The second disk is all special features including a special money shot feature, bloopers and a slideshow.

The sex itself isn’t anything extra super good.  It’s not overly hard or anything like that.  There’s a *lot* of foreplay in it.  A LOT.  The sex scenes are also very, very long.  Some upwards of 30 minutes, it not more.  The movie is over 2 hours long.  We do get one crazy position from Howard, which really does fit with his kinda lecherous character.  Personally those crazy positions while seeing one is fun can take away from the enjoyment of the movie.  There is a lot of extra moaning from the girls, but that’s pretty common in porns.

All in all I give Big Bang Theory XXX Parody a 4 out of 5. The sex is average, but they did an awesome job on guys that look like the characters, it’s scripted well and the sets are simple but fit the movie. Thanks for letting me screen this Better Sex !!

 
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Posted by on October 3, 2010 in Toy Review

 

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Champion, a Review

Champion

Champion is an adult movie, sold by Babeland. Directed by Shine Louise Houston, it’s the story of a female mixed martial artist training for the biggest fight of her career.  There is a lot of sex and little martial arts.  Being a big fan of MMA, I kinda wish there had been more martial arts in it (and more realistic martial arts) however this IS indeed a porno, I certainly didn’t expect any true-to-life MMA.  Released in 2008 it runs just under 90 minutes or so.  I really think they could have done more with this film.  It seemed to me like they were trying to fit as much as they could with the most bare amounts of set, props and time usage.

There however is a lot of lesbian sex in here and the really nice thing is that you could tell the actors were really into it.  It’s always nice to watch a porn where the people fucking are really into what they’re doing; that the orgasms are real and they are not playing to the camera.  This is a very good point to the movie.  There is also some great strap-on usage. woot woot!

The production quality has a definite “gritty” feel to it.  The sets are minimalistic and dark; though you can see everything you need to.  The acting is okay, I don’t think I could even qualify it as good.  The music is original and definitely not porn-like.  No bow-chicca-bow-bow in this film.

The plot itself is quite loose.  They did try to really work a story line in here, but while it’s there, the story itself interspersed with the sex scenes made little sense to me.  You will have a scene which forwards the plot, then random sex, the plot, then random sex.  The sex tended to run to the rougher quadrant of fornication, which is always nice.

It’s certainly not a bad movie though!  Especially if you like a grittier, independent style porn this is totally for you! Otherwise I’d honestly say to pass this one over.

I’d have to give Champion a 3 out of 5. It’s one of those that’s almost, but not quite, ya know? Thanks for letting me screen this Babeland. !!

 
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Posted by on September 24, 2010 in Toy Review

 

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Porn NOT for the Indiscriminate! lol

So. Recently I was given the chance to watch and review Candida Royalle’s Feeling It…Not Faking It. Winner of the first European Porn Award and Directed by Petra Joy, this is not, in any way, a typical porn.  In my humble opinion, it’s a lot more of an erotica than porn.  While the focus is indeed on the sex and there is no plot at all, the scenes in this adult film are incredible sensual and romantic.

Angel on a roof top

2 sexy sailors plus 1 submissive = RAWR!

There are approximately 8 fantasies portrayed in this film.  Casted with all amateurs and filmed in 2010, it lasts approximately 73 minutes.  The scenes all vary in length from under 10 minutes to close to 30 minutes.

The really notable thing about Feeling It…Not Faking It is that while the emphasis is on the sex as there is no plot, it’s really about the emotion behind the sex.  The scenes are very intimate and emotional.

Each scene represents a fantasy played out for our enjoyment.  Watching a sexy man jerk off in his back hard after mowing, being romanced in a bed with rose petals, having a sexy sensual meal that leads to an orgy.  This is pretty much the reason I titled this review like I did.  This movie is *not* for the indiscriminate.  I say this because these scenes are so specific.  This is not wanton sex; it’s sensual, erotic and romantic.  This, to me, has been tailored to the discriminate; to those who know what they want, and it’s not just plain ‘ole fucking.

Hubba hubba!!

Honeymoon?

What is perhaps my favorite thing about this movie is that it’s not usual.  There’s everything from a male masturbation scene outside to body panting.  The music is unique and fits each scene very well.  The costumes are well made and simple; there is nothing over the top with this film.  It is tasteful, well done and sensual.  In fact, personally I wouldn’t even classify this movie as pornography.  In my book it’s erotica.  If you want to visualize your fantasies, give some substance to your romance novels, then you SO NEED this movie!

A mistress and her bottom.

Erotic dinner leads to orgy!

All in all, I give this movie a 5 out of 5! Thank you SO MUCH Babeland!

Beautiful beginning to a f/f outdoor scene..

 
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Posted by on August 29, 2010 in Toy Review

 

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